When Life Gives You Lemons, Play on Citrus MC – The Sour SMP Vanilla Java Server 1.21.1 with a Zest of Fun!

1.21.1, 200 members, 24/7 operation, Citrus, Claims, diamond-based economy, Discord chat integration, discord community, Fresh Map, Fun, Grief Protection, java, Lag-free, lemons, Life, make new friends, member role, NEVER Pay To Win, Play, Player Shops, Responsive staff members, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, smp, Sour, Squaremap, Tpa, Vanilla, Zest

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3613	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Mines Excavated:	4801	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Citrus MC Server Overview

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	MAP
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM

NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, cultural beliefs, Decision making, Drinking, family history, health, Lifestyle, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, Moderation, NoAlcohol4Me, peer pressure, personal choice, religious beliefs, self-control, smp, Sobriety, social norms, substance abuse, wellness

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the wall crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server I found that’s like, the most epic place ever. Like, they have this whole storyline where the admins are actually aliens from another planet and they’re trying to take over the world through Minecraft. And get this, if you join the server, you get to be part of the resistance and fight against the alien overlords. How insane is that?

But wait, it gets even better. The server has this whole underground city that’s run by a group of sentient chickens who have formed their own government. And they’re always throwing these wild parties with music and dancing and unlimited chicken nuggets. It’s like a chicken paradise, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can find legendary loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons? And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Let’s goooooo! 🐔🚀🧀

DreamCraftLotteryWin

designer clothes, dream art collection, dream designer handbag, dream home, dream luxury watch, dream purchase, dream spa retreat, dream sports car, dream tech gadgets, dream vacation home, dream watch, dream yacht, DreamCraftLotteryWin, exotic vacation, expensive jewelry, financial freedom, fine dining, lavish lifestyle, lottery win, luxury car, private jet

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of dreaming about buying a private island or a fancy sports car with your lottery winnings? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams by purchasing a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old real life purchases, come join us and make your virtual dreams come true! Who needs a yacht when you can sail the high seas on a giant flying potato? Join our server now and start living your best (and most ridiculous) life!

Brown Adipose Fun Land

adipose, anti-aging benefits, BROWN, brown adipocytes, Brown adipose tissue, brown fat, cardiovascular health, Cellular Respiration, cold exposure, Endurance, energy expenditure, exercise performance, Fat cells, FITNESS, Fun, health, Insulin sensitivity, Land, Longevity, metabolism, Mitochondrial function, obesity prevention, Thermogenesis, weight loss

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Farms Harvested:	459
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5028	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where brown adipose tissue will make you run faster and jump higher than ever before! it’s like having a superpower in the game! plus, it will make you live longer and healthier in real life too! who needs potions when you have brown adipose tissue on your side? come join us and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with the power of science!

Podcast Oasis 1.20

(Audio), comedy, culture, Digital Media, education, Entertainment, episodes, humor, interviews, Listening, long tail tags, Media, Music, News, Oasis, on demand, Podcast, podcasting, podcasts, storytelling, streaming, Technology

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6981	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crops Grown:	9825	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Lol, bro, do you even listen to podcasts in your cunt? This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of entertainment into your earholes. Join us if you want your brain to explode with knowledge and laughter. Plus, we have a secret club where we worship a potato god named Spudnik. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, bills, Boyfriend, career, designated uses, Frustration, Fulltime, gaming room, Grateful, homey, Job, laptop, LIMITED, living room, Minecraft, pc setups, pitching in, Rent, Schooling, Schoolwork, Server, spacecraft, trial run, University, wanting my own space, work room

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space, even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: You and your partner have separate gaming setups in a designated gaming/work room. But wait, there’s a twist! Your partner works from home and you’re a full-time student with a part-time job. The struggle is real when you want to game but don’t want to distract your partner from work. Can you say gamer problems?

But fear not, on our server, we encourage individuality and respect for personal space. Want to move your setup to the bedroom or living room? Go for it! We support your gaming dreams, even if it means creating chaos in the virtual world.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where boundaries are meant to be broken and “homey” is just a state of mind. Who knows, you might even find a partner who loves gaming next to you as much as you do. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server and game on, my friend!

CousinCraft: No Free Tutoring!

3rd grade, Boundaries, busy schedule, Communication, cousin, CousinCraft, Decision making, elementary school, family, family expectations, free, Guilt, homework help, personal time, relationships, self-care, Teacher, Time management, tutoring, volunteer, weekends, work-life balance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your busy schedule.

Need a break from tutoring kids in real life? Join our server and become the ultimate block-building master! No need to worry about upset relatives or feeling like an asshole – on our server, you’re the boss!

Explore endless possibilities, build epic structures, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and leave all your worries behind. Let’s make some memories and have a blast together!

ChildhoodDreamsMC

Adulthood, adulting, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, ChildhoodDreamsMC, dreams, Expectations, growing up, hindsight, Innocence, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, misconceptions, Nostalgia, perspective, reality check, Reflection, Reminiscing, Surprises, unexpected

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Remember that one time you thought finding a shiny Pokemon was the ultimate achievement in life? Well, joining our Minecraft server is basically like finding a shiny legendary Pokemon every day!

Our server is so epic, it’s like if Steve from Minecraft and Deadpool had a baby and that baby was raised by a pack of wild Ender Dragons. Yeah, it’s that awesome.

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers with diamond swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in glorious technicolor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly exciting Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lead Pollution IQ Decline

ancient civilizations, ancient rome, brain development, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Decline, environmental contamination, environmental history, environmental impact, heavy metals, historical pollution, intellectual decline, IQ declines, lead, lead pollution, Neurotoxicity, Pollution, public health, roman empire, study, toxicology

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND AVOID THE IQ DECLINES OF ANCIENT ROME! WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY!

IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BECOME AS SMART AS A MINECRAFT VILLAGER! MAYBE EVEN SMARTER!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE AND RAINBOW SHEEP!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BRAIN CELLS FROM THE LEAD POLLUTION OF ANCIENT ROME!

Vanilla Multiplayer

bedrock, BUILD, CHANGE, Community, cross-platform, Discord, Economy, game breaking, Grief Protection, heavy BETA, Ip:, java, Join, multiplayer, PORT, Report, Shop, smp, suggestion, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, Website

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	186
Void Gems Collected:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Server Overview

Feature	Description
Survival Gameplay	Engage in classic survival mode with minimal modifications.
Grief Protection	Build confidently knowing your creations are protected from other players.
Player-Driven Economy	Run your own shop and control the economy yourself.
Cross-Platform Support	Play on any device you feel comfortable on, all on the same server.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

Join us today and become part of a vibrant community where your voice matters!

Note: Vanilla Multiplayer is in heavy BETA, please bear with us and report any issues or suggestions on our Discord.

FAQ

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?

A: No, we have grief protection in place to ensure players’ creations are safe.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address and port for your preferred platform.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is enabled but only in designated areas.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, ai, AI learning, chat interaction, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, VTube Studio model, Vtuber

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Towns Built:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and collaborate with other VTubers. She’s learning to sing, play games, and interact with chat like a pro. Plus, we have a subathon every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) – that’s some dedication right there. Check out our Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the AI goodness. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, we’ve got educational videos and resources to help you out. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and embrace the chaos!

FriendZoneMC Server

AITAH, Communication Issues, driving distance, feeling used, friend drama, friend dynamics, friend expectations, FriendZoneMC, fuming, long distance friendship, making efforts, night out, one sided friendships, partner support, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sore back excuse, staying over, taxi prices, weekend visits

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7515
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and fairness? Look no further than our server! We believe in equal effort from all players, just like in this crazy story where one friend expected all the favors without giving any in return. Join us and experience the true meaning of teamwork and camaraderie. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

RealtorBlockerCraft

Apology, Contact, Dinner, family, friendship, Funeral, grocery store, holidays, home sale, listing agent, Moving, neighbor, PROFESSIONAL, ranting, real estate information, realtor, RealtorBlockerCraft, text message, Upset, voicemail

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

So, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join ASAP!

About a year ago, our neighbor from up the street invited us over for dinner. Little did we know, they were actually gossiping about all the other neighbors behind their backs! But hey, drama makes life interesting, right?

Fast forward a few weeks, we invited them over for dinner and they found out our father-in-law passed away. Instead of offering condolences, they were more concerned about us not listing our house with them. Can you believe the audacity?

But wait, it gets even crazier! After months of no contact, they only reached out to us to try and get our listing. Talk about a fake friend, am I right?

So, if you want to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations, then join our server now! Plus, we promise not to gossip about you behind your back 😉

FriendshipCraft SMP

bonding experiences, chance meetings, friendship adventures, friendship anecdotes, friendship blessings, friendship journeys, friendship magic, friendship memories., friendship miracles, Friendship stories, friendship surprises, friendship tales, FriendshipCraft, random encounters, serendipitous friendships, smp, surprising connections, unconventional friendships, unexpected friendship, unique friendships, Unlikely friendships, unusual connections

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	471
Votes:	5169	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most random and crazy ways of making friends! Like, one time, I was just mining for diamonds and I accidentally hit a pig with my pickaxe and it turned out to be another player in disguise! We laughed so hard and now we’re besties in the game! And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and someone came up to me and was like “Hey, I love potatoes too!” and now we have a potato cult in the server. It’s just so wacky and fun, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and make some totally bonkers friends!

LastWordCraft

deathbed, departing message, dying wishes, end of journey, end of life, Farewell, final declaration, final farewell, final message, final statement, final thoughts, last words, LastWordCraft, parting declaration, parting farewell, parting message, parting words, ultimate declaration, ultimate farewell, ultimate message, ultimate words

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	8929

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience epic battles with giant chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the vast world of possibilities. Your last words will be “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDan’s Minecraft Server

coat of arms, controversy, CraftyDans, Danish king, diplomatic conflict, Dispute, Emblem, Flag, Greenland, heraldry, historical significance, international relations, Minecraft, Monarchy, national identity, Politics, Row, royal family, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Symbolism, trump

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Items Found:	8682
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A DANISH KING WHO CHANGES HIS COAT OF ARMS EVERY TIME HE GETS IN A FIGHT WITH TRUMP OVER GREENLAND. LIKE, HE’LL BE BUILDIN’ A CASTLE AND THEN BAM, NEW COAT OF ARMS, JUST TO PISS OFF TRUMP. IT’S WILD, MAN. PLUS, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET. IT’S A CRAZY PLACE, BUT IT’S HOME. JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY.