When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crops Grown:	3937
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	New Chunks Explored:	365525

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Zombie Dances:	2
Magic Items Found:	7993	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Void Gems Collected:	39
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	629132	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ores Mined:	9488	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.