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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	2322
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	8824	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	2557	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4180
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Animals Bred:	192

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!