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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Towns Built:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Animals Bred:	57
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Potions Brewed:	68	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Potions Brewed:	86
Void Armor Forged:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	763	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	105
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6432
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Animals Bred:	115	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).