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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Void Gems Collected:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ores Mined:	878
New Chunks Explored:	786279	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6641	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8917	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Animals Bred:	115
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Animals Bred:	173
Dragon Eggs Found:	5984	Dragon Eggs Found:	4876
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3997	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dimension Hops:	7	Emeralds Found:	7554

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Ores Mined:	1164	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).