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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
Wilderness Tamed: 16 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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