WhatsAppCraft: DepressedBlockBusters | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Down Under Disasters: Minecraft Mayhem Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos is just beginning! Join us as we navigate through a world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the riots breaking out in Australia. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to unleash their inner rebel without causing any real-life mayhem.

Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so wild that even mainstream media is trying frantically to shut it down. That’s right, we’re causing such a stir that they can’t handle the madness we bring to the virtual world.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything can happen. From unexpected stabbings to riots that come out of nowhere, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7272	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OofCraft: The Sequel – ‘i have bad news bros pt. 2’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got church flirtations, yaoi fantasies, and knee socks that will make you question your masculinity. Who needs a boring old love triangle when you can have a love square with a twist?

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and uncovering scandalous secrets. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama-filled adventures that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	785	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

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Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

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Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Manga Mania

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all manga lovers out there!

Imagine building your very own manga-inspired world where you can unleash your creativity and bring your favorite characters to life. Want to create a giant Pikachu statue? Go for it! How about a castle inspired by Attack on Titan? The sky’s the limit on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Book of Infinite Knowledge,” rumored to contain all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive book, but beware of the challenges and obstacles that stand in your way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world where manga meets Minecraft in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	9013
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	205	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Love Letters Sent:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	78
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6