What the Heck Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyClassApology

ACCUSATION, Adult, anger, Apology, Classroom, classroom incident, CraftyClassApology, Frustrated, higher, misunderstanding, Parent, shame, Son, Standard, Teacher, teacher-parent communication, underpaid, Waste of time

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineCraftMixtape

achievement, Adventure, aspiration, Celebrity, challenge, creativity, dream, Experience, Fame, FANTASY, inspiration, Lifestyle, long tail tag, MineCraftMixtape, musician, opportunity, Passion, Performance, success, swap lives, talent

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PrisonCraft2021

activism, alexei navalny, Corruption, Democracy, dissent, free speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, media coverage, opposition leader, political persecution, political prisoner, Prison Diaries, PrisonCraft2021, protest, public figure, Russian government, Russian politics, social media, Vladimir Putin

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Items Found:	6241
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Buff Network

Alliance, Anarchy, Battles, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, custom server, DOMINATE, Economy, Events, Friends, Hardcore, health, Heart, INTENSE, LifeSteal, PvP, pvp server, Solo, Survival, Thrilling, vibrant

Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlastDay

Adventure, age-friendly, BlastDay, Builder, Community, competitor, Creative, Diverse, Explorer, game modes, Gaming, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Spirited, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant

Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

2b2t, Anarchy, banned, Bases, BUILD, bullet, Chaos, Clans, collapse, CREEPERS, Japan, Management, Minecraft, REIGNS, Ride, rules, served, Server, sushi, Trains

2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

Java/IP	2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/IP	mc.2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/Port	20302
Region	Japan

2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

The choice is yours as to what you do.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players?	No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
Is there a limit to what I can build on the server?	No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

akg, Ark, arknights, caster, cn, Crafty, database, Defender, EPOQUE, Global, guard, jp, KR, Marthe, Minecraft, Raythean Striker, Server, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, vanguard, Vitafield, Website, Witch Feast

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

Apple, Apple fanboys, apple products, brand loyalty., consumer behavior, consumerism, digital lifestyle, drone, Drones, innovation, ipad, iPhone, macbook, marketing tactics, Minecraft, North Americans, smartphone addiction, smp, tech culture, tech obsession, Tech Trends, Technology

Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GooglyMinecraftSMP

algorithm, changes, Competition, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, GooglyMinecraftSMP, internet, online presence, Optimization, organic search, Quality, Ranking, Relevance, search engine, search results, Seo, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, website traffic

Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CreeperCIARecruit2021

#covert operations, agent, Analysis, Assessment, cia, Confidence, CreeperCIARecruit2021, Espionage, Government, intelligence, interview, investigation, national security, Recruitment, SECURITY, Skills, Spy, Surveillance, tests, top secret, Training

If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aerospace, collaboration, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, export, Import, India, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Partnership, restricted technology, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, supplier, Technology, Trade

lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RedstoneRumble

Armed Forces, Attack, battle, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Experiment, international relations, military forces, military technology, RedstoneRumble, Russian soldier, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Targeting, test, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, warzone

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can test out deadly drones on ur enemies like the ukrainian army did to that lone russian soldier? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! imagine flying around in ur own drone, zappin’ fools left and right, all while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. come join us and unleash ur inner military strategist while having a blast in the world of blocks and pixels. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CytoNetwork

battle, BUILD, Clans, commands, Community, competitive, Cooperative Survival, Cracked, Custom Features, gameplay, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, Premium, PvP, Requests, smp, Survival, TEAM, Teleport, Thrive

Cyto Network is a Minecraft SMP server designed for both cracked and premium players, ensuring an inclusive and competitive gameplay experience. Premium players can seamlessly join without needing to enter a password, while cracked players are protected by a secure login system. The server offers essential commands like /tpa for teleport requests, making it easy to team up with friends, and /clans, allowing you to form or join powerful clans to dominate the world together. Whether you enjoy cooperative survival, intense PvP, or exploring custom features, Cyto Network is the perfect place to build, battle, and thrive. Join today and become part of our growing community!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OmegaBlock

Beta, Feedback, Giveaways, Items, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modes, OmegaBlock, Ranks, Revamp, Server, Servers, Survival, The AA Network, Website

Welcome to OmegaBlock!Our goal here is to provide you with the best possible experience. We use the most advanced hardware available (capable of supporting thousands of players) to provide you with the cleanest, smoothest, and best possible user experience.We are currently in public beta while we finish wrapping the basics up. In time, we will launch our website, add additional servers, and more.This is a revamp of the old The AA Network which had a network of 12+ different servers with various modes, mini games, etc. In time, we will add all this back!In the meantime, while we ramp up, we will be hosting giveaways from items, to ranks, to $!Hope y’all can join and provide your feedback!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

#exciting, 1.21, blocks, Boring, Boring SMP, boringsmp.1e99.eu, canvas, CHANGE, Clicks, Craft, Discord, DRY, Infinite, Ip:, jSUNwDpXF9, Minecraft, Minigames, paint, Painting, r/place, rplace, Server, smp, spray can, Watching

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	r/place Minecraft
Description	We have an infinite canvas out of blocks where everyone can change every block with just a few clicks. Craft yourself a spray can and get painting.
IP	boringsmp.1e99.eu
Discord	https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9

PS: We also have a SMP you can check out, called Boring SMP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I change blocks on the canvas?	Yes, everyone can change every block on the canvas with just a few clicks.
How do I get a spray can?	You can craft a spray can in-game to start painting on the canvas.
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is boringsmp.1e99.eu
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9
What is Boring SMP?	Boring SMP is another server you can check out, separate from r/place Minecraft.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1