Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t have to endure an hour of crying and apologizing like in that graduation announcement stream! Our server is full of laughter, fun, and epic builds that will make you forget all about real life drama. Join us for a chance to escape the chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from laughing so hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. So why wait? Join now and let’s create some insane stories together!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 19
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MINEVILLE Royal Anarchy Raid mode Minecraft server

    MINEVILLE Royal Anarchy Raid mode Minecraft server

    New game world with unique RPG and RP elements??

    Version from 1.16.5

    Over 80+ plugins?

    Vanilla?

    Game modes available:

    – Royal anarchy?‍☠️

    – Reid⚔️

    Join a clan, play solo, chat, find new friends and start your adventure in the kingdom✨

    Enter /kit gold on the server and pick up a gift?

    + promo code gold for +30% to the top-up amount⭐️

    IP: mc.mineville.fun

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SmithCraft – The Only Anarchy Server With Admins That Follow Rules! Vanilla Fun 1.21.1 EU

    SmithCraft – The Only Anarchy Server With Admins That Follow Rules! Vanilla Fun 1.21.1 EU
    Server IP play.smithcraft.cc
    Discord https://discord.gg/5D7V8AA7ms
    Server Version 1.21.1 Java Edition

    Welcome to SmithCraft, the epitome of anarchy in the Minecraft universe. This is a world where the only limit is your imagination (and perhaps your cunning). On SmithCraft, there are absolutely no rules, no restrictions, and no safety nets. It’s a brutal, raw, and exhilarating experience where anything goes. Here, your survival depends entirely on your wits, alliances, and ruthlessness.

    To ensure the purest form of anarchy, SmithCraft operates under a unique and immutable constitution. This constitution serves one primary purpose: to keep the server entirely free of any form of governance or interference from admins or owners.

    Constitution of Chaos

    No Rollbacks Once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. No actions will be undone, no matter how catastrophic. This ensures that every player’s actions have lasting consequences, adding to the authentic anarchy experience. This includes duplication, and illegal item placement.
    No Rules There are absolutely no rules. Griefing, looting, killing, and any other forms of chaos are not only allowed but expected. This server is a lawless land where you can forge your path through whatever means you deem necessary.
    No Interference Admins and owners are bound by the constitution to never interfere with the gameplay. This means no banning players, no imposing restrictions, and no moderating the server. The only role of the admin is to maintain the server’s technical performance, ensuring it remains operational and lag-free.
    Permanent Anarchy This is not a temporary state; it’s the essence of SmithCraft. The constitution prevents any future introduction of rules or changes that would compromise the anarchy.
    True Freedom Players have complete freedom to build, destroy, ally, betray, and create their own stories. Your journey is entirely in your hands, free from any form of higher control.

    SmithCraft is not for the faint of heart. It’s a relentless, anarchic world where survival is a constant challenge, and trust is a rare commodity. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your legacy in a world without rules? Join us on SmithCraft and experience the ultimate freedom today!

    Join us at play.smithcraft.cc – Where Anarchy Reigns Supreme!

    FAQ

    • Q: Are there any rules on SmithCraft?
    • A: No, there are absolutely no rules on SmithCraft. Griefing, looting, and killing are all allowed.

    • Q: Can I expect any help from admins or owners?
    • A: No, admins and owners are not allowed to interfere with gameplay. They only maintain server performance.

    • Q: Is there any rollback system in place?
    • A: No, once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. All actions are permanent.

    • Q: Can I create alliances with other players?
    • A: Yes, players have complete freedom to ally, betray, and create their own stories.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

    Blocky Phases Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

    Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

    Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • StepDadNoBathAccess

    StepDadNoBathAccess
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

    Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

    But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

    So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

    Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise
    Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SeaBlock Minecraft Server

    SeaBlock Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

    RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

    BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

    Physics Graph Network – LawCraft
    so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

    like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

    so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Star Shards Collected: 101
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pyrakia

    Pyrakia

    Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MagicGames

    MagicGames

    Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Grown Up Minecraft Server

    Grown Up Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

    So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4530 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

    The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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