What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Farms Harvested:	296
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	5

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The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	251	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Gods Slained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ores Mined:	5144
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3795	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Towns Built:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ores Mined:	6271
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3727	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Items Found:	1142
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593