What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9527
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	7617	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mines Excavated:	3647

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	53975	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mines Excavated:	3156	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	5186
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Chimeras Created:	3

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	12

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Potions Brewed:	56	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	61	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	5393
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ores Mined:	1849
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Emeralds Found:	5175	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Runes Activated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net