What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mines Excavated:	1019
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	3654	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Votes:	4128
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	2600

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1548
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	262
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2343
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	93	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	1054	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

play.msrebound.com