What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Emeralds Found:	6120
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	451377
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Farms Harvested:	182
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ores Mined:	9876
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	New Chunks Explored:	220101
Alien Abductions:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	196	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	219	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.