What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Items Found:	7397
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Farms Harvested:	273
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchantments Applied:	73
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Crops Grown:	2498	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3507
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Star Shards Collected:	254
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Towns Built:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Animals Bred:	66
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
New Chunks Explored:	965915	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!