come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 6539 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Dimension Hops: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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