Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	510216
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Love Letters Sent:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4179
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6755	Runes Activated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8363
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4584
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	184
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5076	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mines Excavated:	2884	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	0

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	48
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Items Found:	1487
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club