Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

customer service, donation, fertility, fertility clinic, funny, humor, JOKE, Mikes, one liner, packaging, packin, phone answer, reproductive health, reproductive services, smp, sperm bank, sperm collection, sperm donation, sperm preservation, sperm shipping, sperm storage, tagline, Whackin, Witty

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	166
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Dragon Eggs Found:	2927
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9916
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	155	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ores Mined:	6807
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Love Letters Sent:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	37	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	912003
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ores Mined:	3439	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	355	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6073
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Farms Harvested:	879
Magic Items Found:	6062	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Alien Abductions:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	5365
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net