Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

customer service, donation, fertility, fertility clinic, funny, humor, JOKE, Mikes, one liner, packaging, packin, phone answer, reproductive health, reproductive services, smp, sperm bank, sperm collection, sperm donation, sperm preservation, sperm shipping, sperm storage, tagline, Whackin, Witty

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ores Mined:	5581

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Crops Grown:	5950	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Farms Harvested:	546	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	1338
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Potions Brewed:	97	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Potions Brewed:	163
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Potions Brewed:	62
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Star Shards Collected:	101	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	85
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	New Chunks Explored:	901111
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Potions Brewed:	143	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	3587
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net