Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

customer service, donation, fertility, fertility clinic, funny, humor, JOKE, Mikes, one liner, packaging, packin, phone answer, reproductive health, reproductive services, smp, sperm bank, sperm collection, sperm donation, sperm preservation, sperm shipping, sperm storage, tagline, Whackin, Witty

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6219
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Mineage

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

OG Factions revived. Classic factions features and simple raiding. We encourage players to grind through semi-vanilla methods to get their economy and base up. We are a PvP-based factions server.

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CorbaWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3319
Star Shards Collected:	59	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to Corba-World! We are an open and welcoming community! We pride ourselves in our closeness with the community and transparency!We stay true to our promises and here is our first promise to you! We promise to be dedicated to bringing you and enjoyable time on our server!We’re looking forward to seeing you in game soon!

play.corba.world

MINOR

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Do you know Majnr? So you shouldn’t miss even a single official Majnr community server!The server was officially launched on 1/12/2021 as a response to a call from players from Gejmr’s pre-MAJNR test server. A community of super players was created on the server, who found new friends within two days and started creating together. The test server was not intended for normal gaming and was canceled immediately after the end of testing.And that’s exactly where we started. We gathered players from the server and launched our test server where we set up plugins and voicechat before the official launch of the community Majnr server!As of this moment, we have reunited this community of players and continue on our own ground. The server is available for free to anyone who would like to join us! – So don’t hesitate and join us, the only official Majnr community server!And last but not least, we are the only server that YouTubers from Majnru know about, so you can meet them once in a while here too!

play.majnr.sk

The bakery

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

The bakery [1.19]La Boulangerie is a non-profit French-speaking World Building Minecraft server managed by a team of enthusiasts. Discover our new world: Gaiartos, its nations, its cities and its religions. Make your place in this world where anything is possible, lead the life of a traveling trader, an emperor eager for conquest or the preacher of a hitherto unknown faith and interact with the members of La Boulangerie!The team is very open and recruits developers, builders and graphic designers from time to time. In addition, we organize regular assemblies in which we present upcoming new features and listen to the opinions of our players and their ideas.Join La Boulangerie!IP mc.laboulangerie.net Discord https://laboulangerie.net/discord Site Web https://laboulangerie.net/

mc.laboulangerie.net

The Lost Miners

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

play.lostminers.fun:25567

BandoCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

play.bandocraft.net:25575

LuckyMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	82297	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

LuckyMC.nl:4024

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Crops Grown:	7017	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

play.jozmc.com

One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

144.217.29.208:25590

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

51.79.20.175:25650

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

play.crowtycraft.es

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Emeralds Found:	6719	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

play.nolifesquad.com

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

play.myinstacraft.com

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Play.TheCoilMC.com

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8324	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Falling into the Void:	1
Votes:	5242	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

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