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| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Ever heard of the meme where Tails Gets Trolled and someone says, “Truly, these people are worse than Hitler”? Well, on our server, we take that meme to a whole new level. We’ve got Tails trolling Hitler himself in epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry.
And who could forget the classic Mario meme, “Worse than BOWSER”? On our server, Bowser is the hero and Mario is the villain, leading to hilarious showdowns that will leave you in stitches.
So why wait? Join our meme-tastic Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of craziness!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Picture this: you’re minding your own business, just trying to find your lost phone, when suddenly you’re attacked by a group of crazed individuals. But fear not, because on our server, you can channel your inner Nicolae Miu and fight back with all your might!
With elements of aggression, provocation, imminent death, and bodily harm, this server will test your survival skills like never before. And remember, there’s no need to retreat when you’re faced with a group of unhinged, inadequate people under the influence – just defend yourself with any means necessary!
So if you’re looking for a server that will challenge you, entertain you, and maybe even teach you a thing or two about self-defense, join us today! Who knows, you might just come out of it with a medal for creating a better societal environment in the world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But wait, there’s more! Travel between data centers, participate in intense PvP battles, and join meetups to watch movies and discuss your favorite shows. Want to watch Konosuba S3 with fellow players? Done. How about a spooky club night with Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers? We’ve got you covered.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dungeon meshi viewing party or a shogun watch party. The possibilities are endless on our server!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.
We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT Tag” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco Dance Party” where you have to out-dance the zombies to survive.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and experience epic quests, insane battles, and mind-blowing storylines that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t worry about those pesky chapter gaps, because on our server, every corner you turn is a new chapter waiting to be explored.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and unleash your inner hero (or villain) in a world where anything is possible. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us and experience crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even participating in a potato sack race with the Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! On your last day, you’ll have the chance to challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted llama. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make your last day the most unforgettable day in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | New Chunks Explored: | 646159 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the world’s largest virtual hot dog eating contest! Compete against other players to see who can chow down on the most pixelated hot dogs in record time. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life.
And if you’re feeling extra patriotic, join our exclusive reenactment of the Boston Tea Party event. Dress up as a colonial rebel and throw virtual tea crates into the ocean while shouting “No taxation without representation!” It’s a historical experience like no other.
So come join us on our server and experience the true essence of American culture in all its wacky glory. Who needs boring old monuments and museums when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Not only will you get to play on a server with pink highlights galore, but you’ll also have the chance to join Mint Fantome’s YouTube channel where she posts hilarious Minecraft videos. Plus, follow her on Twitter for daily updates and shenanigans.
But wait, there’s more! Join the Mint & Matara Podcast where Mint and her trusty sidekick Matara discuss all things Minecraft and beyond. And don’t forget to snag some epic podcast merch to show off your love for the server.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into a world of pink, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5991 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 160 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself. Whoever wields this pickaxe gains the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep or turn their enemies into chickens.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6771 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds and gold bars like ripe fruit. Need a loan to build that epic castle? No problem, just ask our resident Ender Dragon for a small loan of a million diamonds.
So why wait for your country to get its act together when you can join our server and live a life of luxury and excess? Come on in and start making it rain – literally!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 282 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is: there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game content like diamond-encrusted armor and flying pigs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can find.
So why waste your time buying games when you can join our server and experience the thrill of gaming without any pesky restrictions? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We have legendary parties in the Nether, where even the Ender Dragon shows up to drop some sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, looking for love in all the wrong places.
So come on, don’t be a lonely zombie wandering the Minecraft world. Join our server and let the love (and the TNT) explode! Who knows, you might just find your blocky boo to cuddle with under the stars.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows, a talking chicken that tells the best jokes, and a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (don’t worry, they won’t explode).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the server where you can find unlimited riches. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons guarding the entrance, they’re quite the sight to see!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 422 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
