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| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for a chance to encounter mysterious creatures like flying pigs and talking chickens. Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its legendary treasure hunts where players have discovered enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and singing villagers.
So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the craziest blocky world you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 831 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 476 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6745 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser-eyed zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bananas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6409 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for epic battles, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of laughs as you witness the most unlikely heroes rise to the occasion. Who knows, you might even find yourself rooting for the villains in the end! So come on, join our server and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Once upon a time, the Khazarian bros were on a quest to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft land. But little did they know, they stumbled upon a portal that transported them to this crazy server. Now, they’re on a mission to build the most epic castle made entirely out of emeralds and obsidian.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to venture down and claim your riches?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Test your skills against the Khazarian bros and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Khazarian bros’ epic adventure. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the Minecraft world!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Fight monsters, complete quests, and maybe even ride a chocobo in the game! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you?
But that’s not all! We also have a cross-region data center travel test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the game and see if you can find the legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the Nether!
And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your PvP skills and battle it out with other players for the ultimate bragging rights!
Join our server now and get access to resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic! And who knows, you might even meet some fellow gamers in our meetups…just kidding, there are no meetups because the game is dead. But hey, that just means more mobs for you to slay, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.
Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7582 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!
But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.
So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 287 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!
And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 245 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
