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| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!
We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.
And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4202 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Want to see the world in a whole new way? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ and explore the server like never before. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft!
Don’t know how to install or play? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW. You’ll be building and mining in no time!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got Tako Gacha Banner 3 happening right now, with Tako Gacha Banner 4 coming soon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic events.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at our website https://yubicraft.github.io/ and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. See you there, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for a wild ride where the blocks are made of pure gold, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can party with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.
But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 138 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!
Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!
So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.
But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
