Welcome to ExeosCraft, where the economy is a mystery, the pets are demanding, and the McMMO grind never ends!

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Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

Stability	Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win	Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain.
Giving Back	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring.
Cross-Platform	Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique!

Our Features:

Permanent World	All builds will be kept forever
Level-Up System
Pets
Land Claim
McMMO
Strong Economy
Leaderboards
Hard Difficulty
Player-Driven Updates

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.exeoscraft.com

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

blocks, Chaos, collide, CraftyNiji, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, madnessNijiCraft, meets, Minecraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, tribalfags, ttt, Vtubers, xsoleil

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Farms Harvested:	407	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	360842

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

action, Adventure, battle, Combat, CREEPERS, dragons, endermen, Epic, FANTASY, feel, games, heavy metal, Immersive, INTENSE, Knights, Magic, metal, Music, Power Metal, PowerCraft, Rock, role playing, RPG, shred, Soundtrack, Warriors

$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyMemes – #420

2256, acceptance, advice, ANONYMOUS, Community, CraftyMemes, discussion, Diversity, Edition, Fags not welcome, forum, Gay, homosexual, Inclusivity, internet, Lgbt, LGBTQ, r9gay, relationships, Support, tolerance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

animation, Anime, ARTISTRY, Cinema, creativity, Culinary, culinary artist, Director, filmmaker, Food, Ghiblis, hayao miyazaki, iconic, Japanese culture, japanese film, Legendary, Master, meets, Miyazakis, Noodles, ramen, RamenCraft, storytelling, studio ghibli

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Potions Brewed:	185	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
New Chunks Explored:	814444	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

Awful, blocky, Blunders, DATING, emotional fulfillment, escapism, feminine energy, hilarious, hobbies, introspection, IRL, online content, personal growth, realization, Realizations, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Streamers, virtual reality, Void, Vtubers, Women

Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	242
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	977943
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Animals Bred:	183	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Autism Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, autism, Awareness, blocky, Challenges, Communication, compassion, differently abled, education, Empathy, inclusion, Individuality, neurodiversity, sensory processing, Social Skills, special needs, Stereotypes, stigma, Strengths, Support, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Enchantments Applied:	105
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Buildings Constructed:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

Anime, Communication, culture, dialogue, English, film, Foreign, Interpretation, japanese, Language, linguistics, localization, Media, Multilingual, speak, SUBS, Subtitles, subtitling, SushiCraft, television, translation, vocabulary, Words

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

Anime, COSPLAY, desire, dream, Erotica, fan fiction, FANTASY, fetish, fictional character, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, hentai, indulgence, jerked off, lustful, Manga, Naughty, Palace, pixelated, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual fantasy, Steves, taboo, video games, wet

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Kek Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.