Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Star Shards Collected:	288
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6222
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	4109	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	313	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Buildings Constructed:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8682
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragons Tamed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Dragons Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Potions Brewed:	39
Runes Activated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ores Mined:	3275

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	492061
Buildings Constructed:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ores Mined:	1207	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Crops Grown:	8306	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!