Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	156	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5281

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	1590	Magic Items Found:	3455

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Towns Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Mines Excavated:	4638	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.