Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even if your last name is Weinstein and your first name is Jay, you can still join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate against food critics or anyone who is “fucking gay”, in fact, we embrace all players with open arms and pixelated hearts.

On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Animals Bred: 14
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 203 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY