WeinsteinCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even if your last name is Weinstein and your first name is Jay, you can still join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate against food critics or anyone who is “fucking gay”, in fact, we embrace all players with open arms and pixelated hearts.

On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	2644
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimension Hops:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SoupCraft: VanGoghVandalism

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join this epic minecraft server where u can throw soup on famous paintings like Van Gogh’s! we got activists running around causing chaos and making art history fun! come join the madness and be part of the soup-throwing revolution! who needs paintbrushes when u got a can of soup, amirite? let’s make art great again, one splash at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Briny Water Lithium Mine

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

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About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9127
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BoyfriendBlunderMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Towns Built:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	490978	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KyivKaboomCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Crops Grown:	1485	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

No Ego Zone

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Void Gems Collected:	39	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6096	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Animals Bred:	33
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!