WeinsteinCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even if your last name is Weinstein and your first name is Jay, you can still join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate against food critics or anyone who is “fucking gay”, in fact, we embrace all players with open arms and pixelated hearts.

On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Towns Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2080	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

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Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1

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Straight Up <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/joey-ingram/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in Chicago, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and Griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable Server Performance
[🌎] No World Resets	Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset.
[🍪] Quality of Life Changes	Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play.
[🚫] No Teleporting or Economy	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft.

FAQ

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

2. Are there any land protection plugins?

No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.

3. Can I obtain other players’ heads?

Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.

4. Are world resets a regular occurrence?

No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.

5. Is there a currency or economy system on the server?

No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5211	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where yukiko from the strange journey remake is a regular player, building epic structures and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	185

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Anime Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chocolate flows like rivers and the Oompa Loompas are actually creepers in disguise! Join us for a wacky adventure through a world filled with candy mountains, gumdrop forests, and golden ticket giveaways that lead to secret treasure troves.

But beware, Willy Wonka isn’t the only one running the show here. Rumor has it that the anime version of Charlie Bucket is a master builder who can create entire cities out of chocolate blocks. And don’t even get us started on Violet Beauregarde – she’s been known to turn into a giant blueberry and roll around crushing unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as sweet as a snozzberry and as crazy as a golden goose, come join us for a truly magical experience. Just be sure to watch out for the Everlasting Gobstopper – it’s been known to explode in your face if you’re not careful!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SausageFreeZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sausages are cooked with love and laughter! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with gray steamed sausages and exaggerated gagging noises. Our community is full of surprises, just like the unexpected reactions to cooking methods.

Imagine a world where turning down the heat on someone’s sausages is a crime punishable by laughter and playful banter. Our server is a place where you can joke about sausages and still come out with a smile on your face. Who knew cooking Italian sausages could lead to such hilarious moments?

So come on over and join us for a sausage-filled extravaganza. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just learning to cook, there’s always room for more laughs and good times on our server. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for gray sausages and over-the-top reactions. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LuvNotInfatuation – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a good laugh and some crazy shenanigans!

Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a player and their pet chicken, who they swear is their soulmate. Watch as they build a cozy little love nest together and defend it from any creepers who dare to get in the way of their romance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the sheep in the server. Why, you ask? Because they believe the sheep are secretly plotting to take over the world and turn it into one giant wool factory. Will they succeed in their quest to rid the server of all sheep? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, love, and ludicrous adventures, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories in Minecraft! Join us as we dig deep into the mystery of why creepers explode, who really controls the Ender Dragon, and why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. But be warned, once you start uncovering the truth, there’s no turning back! So come join us and let’s unravel the secrets of the blocky world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SoupThrower Minecraft Server

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we all pretend to be Just Stop Oil activists? Yeah, so get this – we got jailed for throwing soup over Van Gogh’s Sunflowers! Can you believe it? But hey, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting against oil companies in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ll have you sneaking around, causing chaos, and maybe even getting arrested for your virtual activism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures in the process.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about the wackiness and the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Come on in and let’s make some trouble together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.