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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Enchantments Applied: 117
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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