lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Dimension Hops: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

    Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

    These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

    I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Towns Built: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Enchantments Applied: 142
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

    AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

    So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 57 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CleanCraft: Wife Edition

    CleanCraft: Wife Edition
    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

    Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

    CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

    Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

    Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • LoudCarGriefersCraft

    LoudCarGriefersCraft
    Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Falling into the Void: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SaiedCraft2023

    SaiedCraft2023
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Crops Grown: 3862 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

    Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

    KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure
    LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

    SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

    WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

    JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

    SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

    DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

    Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

    Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

    Server IP modern-anarchy.org

    Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

    • Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
    • No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

    Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

    World Exploration Extravaganza:

    • Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

    • Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
    • Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
    • Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

    Shape the Future with Direct Input:

    • Join our Discord and engage with the community.
    • Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
    • Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

    Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1127 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 1407

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MonMon Minecraft Server

    MonMon Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Potions Brewed: 43
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • AG Peach Minecraft SMP

    AG Peach Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

    2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

    3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

    4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

    5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

    Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed
    Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

    Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

    So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Dimension Hops: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

    GF vs Charity – Who Wins?
    Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

    Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

    StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!
    Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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