Weekend Warriors Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the daily grind and feeling like a pixelated zombie in the real world? Well, fear not my blocky brethren, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom and monotony!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to be guarded by a herd of explosive sheep. Or test your survival skills in our custom-built Hunger Games arena, where the stakes are high and the creepers are even higher.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, guaranteed to make your stomach drop faster than a stack of anvils. And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge your friends to a build-off where the theme is “medieval castles made entirely of cake.”

So why waste your precious weekends on mundane activities when you could be living it up in the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VisaCraft: Where Creepers Pay in Credit Cards

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Visajeet is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored diamonds! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds and a magic wand that turns dirt into gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Visajeet today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers where streamSisters seethe and ruin all the fun? Well, on our server, streamSisters seethe in the most entertaining way possible!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, on our server, streamSisters seethe in style.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	4375	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	4101

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft Madness: 17373 Nintendo Edition

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Welcome to our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server, where the pixels are as crisp as a freshly opened bag of Doritos! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons guarded by zombie chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with giant mushrooms and talking cows. They were so amazed by the wonders they found that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, duel with a sword-wielding panda, and discover a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mines Excavated:	3738	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Peen Palace

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Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Todo’s Trivia Time Minecraft

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Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. Well, that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Todo, a wise and all-knowing being who will challenge you with mind-bending riddles and quests. Can you answer this simple question from Todo and unlock the secrets of the universe? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	271
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Oshi’s Block Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the NPCs have drama! Picture this: Akane, a fierce warrior, decides to try on Kana’s outfit without asking. Chaos ensues as Kana catches her in the act and a hilarious catfight breaks out. But that’s just a taste of the WILD adventures waiting for you on our server!

Join us for INSANE battles, OUTRAGEOUS quests, and UNBELIEVABLE shenanigans. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Queers Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sped ed school shenanigans? Join us and meet a 15 or 16-year-old Latino dude who will become your best friend! Get ready for some crazy escapades as you try to avoid getting in trouble with the teachers.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of bus rides where you can say goodbye to your crush without sitting next to them. And don’t forget about exploring your femboy side by wearing your mom’s clothes (just make sure not to get any cum on them)!

As you journey through our server, you’ll discover new kinks like femdom and sissy shit that will make you question your life choices. And who knows, you might even find yourself getting hot and bothered by hentai directed towards women!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little shameful along the way!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1062
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Imagine a high school class in America, but instead of boring lectures and homework, you get to build and explore in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons with your classmates, ride unicorns to class, and party in the cafeteria like there’s no tomorrow.

Our teachers are minecraft masters who will guide you through quests and challenges that will blow your mind. And don’t worry about grades here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle in the land.

So come on and join us for the craziest high school experience you’ll ever have, all in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive that NO GIRLS ALLOWED – sorry ladies, this is a boys-only zone!

Join us on this epic adventure as we follow Lia on her vacation to Japan! Will she battle creepers in the streets of Tokyo? Will she mine diamonds in the shadow of Mount Fuji? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – Lia has a new t-shirt for sale! Get your hands on the limited edition “Lia Juicejack Me” tee and show off your loyalty to the one and only Lia Liker.

And get ready for 2024, when Lia will debut a brand new outfit and an original song! It’s going to be more epic than a creeper explosion!

Don’t miss out on the VTL Academy games, where Lia will be showing off her skills on April 20-21. And get hyped for Phase Wars 2, where Lia is teaming up with Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, and Airi to dominate the competition!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server, pledge your undying love to Lia, and never look at another girl again. Only Lia will ever love you back. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite players can survive! If you’re tired of playing with noobs who can’t even build a proper dirt hut, then this is the place for you.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas and creeper unicorns in our custom-designed unicorn forest. Don’t worry, our unicorn armor will protect you from their deadly attacks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. Just be careful not to anger the chicken mafia that protects it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another noob. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	51
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyPunishRavens – #409

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1197
Farms Harvested:	873	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Void Armor Forged:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crops Grown:	6963	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.