Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ”Minecraft SMP – /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread”

    ”Minecraft SMP – /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread”
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the true art of fapping and schlickin’! Our server is the perfect place to share your lewds and discuss all things related to getting your freak on.

    Join us and become part of our legendary Queen of the Milfs Edition, where players compete to be crowned the ultimate milf hunter in the virtual world.

    But beware, rumors say that there is a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted toys and potions that will enhance your fapping skills to a whole new level. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to enter and claim their reward.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Random Box

    Random Box

    Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

    ✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

    InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

    You ask why?

    We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

    More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

    And from us you have a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like

    We are waiting for you:

    Address: inmine.ru

    Port: 19132

    Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 New Chunks Explored: 873001

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

    DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Wednesday edition where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who led them on a quest to find the elusive Golden Carrot of Destiny. Along the way, they battled evil llamas, rode on the backs of flying sheep, and even had a dance-off with a zombie. And guess what? They found the Golden Carrot and became the ruler of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it.

    But that’s not all! On our Wednesday edition, you can also participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures using only dirt and cobblestone. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Wednesday edition and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • How Many Tonight Minecraft SMP

    How Many Tonight Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course).

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time. From building massive castles to pranking your friends with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary PvP battles that happen every full moon – it’s like watching a real-life gladiator match, but with pixelated swords.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? The secret underground disco club hidden beneath spawn. That’s right, we’ve got a dance floor, DJ booth, and even a bar serving virtual cocktails. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move in our glowstone-lit dance party.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us tonight and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Towns Built: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ScuzCraft

    ScuzCraft

    Looking for a fresh Minecraft experience? Join our Java-only server, where we’ve just expanded our map for new kingdoms! Build your empire, explore a world connected by a sprawling road network, complete with large cities, vast ruins, a developed Spawn City, and various other wonders. Our main purpose is a hybrid form of factions pvp where we engage in epic wars between our bred Dog Armies, which serve as the “Soldiers” of our server. Our server features a beautifully crafted spawn area, a vibrant modern city, and ancient ruins in progress for you to discover.

    We’re currently focused on growing the eastern map, so if you’re up for the challenge, now’s the perfect time to claim your space and make your mark. Prove yourself, and we’ll help you secure your kingdom’s borders to protect your lands during times of peace. The first 3 dedicated players to join will be given their own Kingdoms outright, so join fast! After this players will have to work their way up all on their own.

    Our server uses clanwars, shops, and worldguard (in peacetime). We are pretty lax about rules, but we ask that you at least build something and contribute to the server and our wars. Griefing is allowed during war so make sure to protect your homeland at all costs!

    Take a look at our Dynmap—you’ll be hooked. Come join the adventure!

    Dynmap: http://scuzcraft.xyz:8123/?worldname=world&mapname=surface&zoom=0&x=8934&y=64&z=-7245

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Collapse in My Lifetime Minecraft Server

    Collapse in My Lifetime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will literally keep you on the edge of your seat? Well, look no further because on our server, the world will collapse in your lifetime! That’s right, you better start building your epic creations now because who knows when the world will come crashing down around you!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of knowing that at any moment, the world could collapse and your Minecraft dreams could be shattered. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Budget Brit in Minecraft SMP

    The Budget Brit in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to spice up your life because our SMP is so peppered, your angus won’t know what hit it!

    Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the server’s economy, and if you can impress them with your llama dance skills, you’ll be rolling in emeralds in no time.

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most peppered SMP around. Your angus will thank you!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Dimension Network

    Dimension Network

    Best Minecraft Survival , PVP,LifeSteal Server In Bangladesh Our Main Game Mod is LifeSteal And Survival Discord Server:- https://discord.gg/dimensionop

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Groom’s Paradise Minecraft Server

    Groom’s Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical unicorn that grants wishes, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let us groom you for the ultimate Minecraft experience!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Rune Sending Tomfoolery Minecraft SMP

    Rune Sending Tomfoolery Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with chaos, mayhem, and tomefuckers sending Runes your way! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of mysterious Runes appearing out of nowhere and causing havoc in the world. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind these mystical messages and become the ultimate Rune master! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just watch out for those sneaky tomefuckers!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Worst Boss Ever Minecraft Server

    Worst Boss Ever Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the most hilariously terrible boss battles of all time! Forget about fighting dragons or giant spiders, get ready to take on the ultimate challenge: Consort Radahn.

    This boss is so bad, it’s actually good. You’ll find yourself laughing hysterically as you try to defeat this ridiculously inept foe. Watch as Radahn flails around aimlessly, giving you plenty of time to just sit back and relax.

    And if you think you’ve seen bad bosses before, think again. Consort Radahn makes the Bed of Chaos look like a walk in the park. So why waste your time on any other server when you can join us and experience the most absurd boss battles in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Different Elaina Minecraft SMP

    Different Elaina Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Elaina looks a little different…like, she’s actually a llama in a wig! That’s right, we’ve got llamas in wigs running around causing chaos and confusion. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why Elaina looks a little different…

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MysticMeadow – Anarchy without privates Minecraft server

    MysticMeadow – Anarchy without privates Minecraft server

    MysticMeadow 1.16.5 – 1.20.1 Anarchy without privates

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8439 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

    Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tutorials, arts and crafts tournaments, and even M-League matches! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and competitive?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, because why not? And if you’re feeling extra creative, sign up for our Arts and Crafts tourney – it’s like no other Minecraft event you’ve ever seen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us before October 31st and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ores Mined: 5667 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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