Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	100	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	6475	Potions Brewed:	179
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Votes:	822	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8519	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6058	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	103	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Farms Harvested:	514	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	199	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Farms Harvested:	344
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ores Mined:	3019

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	296	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9774
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Buildings Constructed:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	5756	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Emeralds Found:	2607	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id