Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Terra Australis Australian Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to Terra Australis We offer three different worlds, each offering different styles of gameplay; Survival – Classic minecraft; build with other players, mob spawning and access to the nether and the end. – Optional region and PvP protection. Lock doors, chests, dispensers etc. – Access to shops and creation of player stores and towns. – PVP/CTF arenas, Minigames Wilderness – Griefing, raiding and PVP enabled 24/7. – Limited command access and delayed teleports between other worlds. – Access to local shops and global bank to transfer loot to survival world. RPG – Detailed quests. Skills. Separate inventory. – Co-operative mode. – Form parties with other players and NPC familiars and hirelings to complete raids/quests.

terra-australis.net

DistopiAdventure

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Votes:	516	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	140
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Semi Role-Play / Factions / Pvp Box / MobArena / Adventures / Quest / Epic Events / Mini-Events And Much more !

Distopia.omgcraft.fr

Creative Temper

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Creative Temper is a build team that enjoys group builds, solo projects, building competitions, creating adventure maps, survival, and anything else Minecraft can offer us. You can join and build right away as there is no whitelist. If you show skill in design, theme, detail,and overall build composition via your entry build in the Trialbuild world, you earn the Builder rank. We offer 10 worlds to play,you can find the world list at the bottom of the post. Come join us today @Creative Temper!

108.166.172.85

McWarDeTeam

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Emeralds Found:	4554	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Holy Grails Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

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mcwar.de

Mexican Craft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Mexican Craft is a place where players can play live and thrive. We encourage battles for resources and power. We utilize towny for the protection of players items, that is until war comes along! When War is initiated the two nations fight until the other one collapses, the player then can raid everything in sight! We allow griefing, raiding. Who will be the most powerful on the server? Is it you?

188.165.94.45

minecussis

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Dutch Welcome to minecussis! We are a fun survival server with a number of mini-games. Minecussis has been around since October 2013 and in almost 1 year we have built a nice community that we would like to have you join. We are amazed at what great projects the community has come up with on the old maps and are curious to see what new projects the community and you will start.

English Welcome on minecussis! We are a survival Server with a handfull of minigames. Minecussis started in october 2013. We have a nice community and a staff team that will help you with your problems.

The server runs on a VPS with 5 GB ram and 60 Slots.

Join now and visit our website http://www.minecussis.com/index.html Ip: minecussis.dmch.nl & 178.20.170.89:25680 (same server)

178.20.170.89:25680

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

142.4.217.165:25759

SkilledCraftSurvival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

198.24.167.138

KingdomCraft Factions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

108.166.179.60

Dark Vector

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Play.dutchmineplayers.nl

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

go.playminecraft.org

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

pvp.thearchon.net

Ethicraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	3190	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Ethicraft

fun.ethicraft.net

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Farms Harvested:	768
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

play.kalmarcraft.com

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

play.hazardpvp.net