Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

BmailPvP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Come join BmailPvP! | InstaSoup | Teams| Respect from staff | Tracking | Go |And you can go raid bases without claiming! So build your base far away! | Come join us! 198.24.162.90:30341 Our staff is filled, still need more moderators, We do have moderator apps, in-game. So do not message me anything on PMC about staff. We have Admins and co-owner. ALSO TO YOUTUBERS: If you have more than 2-5 videos on my server, atleast 50-100 subscribers, Then you qualify for [YouTube] rank! Also with that, you are able to drop books to advertise your youtube! And if you get 5 people online, and say you invited them, you get the [Sponsor] Rank! Rules: No hacking, No racism, Cursing to a limit.

198.24.162.90

Neuland Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Neuland Server

85.131.157.16

Terra Australis Australian Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to Terra Australis We offer three different worlds, each offering different styles of gameplay; Survival – Classic minecraft; build with other players, mob spawning and access to the nether and the end. – Optional region and PvP protection. Lock doors, chests, dispensers etc. – Access to shops and creation of player stores and towns. – PVP/CTF arenas, Minigames Wilderness – Griefing, raiding and PVP enabled 24/7. – Limited command access and delayed teleports between other worlds. – Access to local shops and global bank to transfer loot to survival world. RPG – Detailed quests. Skills. Separate inventory. – Co-operative mode. – Form parties with other players and NPC familiars and hirelings to complete raids/quests.

terra-australis.net

DistopiAdventure

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	244	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Semi Role-Play / Factions / Pvp Box / MobArena / Adventures / Quest / Epic Events / Mini-Events And Much more !

Distopia.omgcraft.fr

Creative Temper

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	69	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Creative Temper is a build team that enjoys group builds, solo projects, building competitions, creating adventure maps, survival, and anything else Minecraft can offer us. You can join and build right away as there is no whitelist. If you show skill in design, theme, detail,and overall build composition via your entry build in the Trialbuild world, you earn the Builder rank. We offer 10 worlds to play,you can find the world list at the bottom of the post. Come join us today @Creative Temper!

108.166.172.85

McWarDeTeam

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dimension Hops:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	781362	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

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mcwar.de

Mexican Craft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	81	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Mexican Craft is a place where players can play live and thrive. We encourage battles for resources and power. We utilize towny for the protection of players items, that is until war comes along! When War is initiated the two nations fight until the other one collapses, the player then can raid everything in sight! We allow griefing, raiding. Who will be the most powerful on the server? Is it you?

188.165.94.45

minecussis

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Dutch Welcome to minecussis! We are a fun survival server with a number of mini-games. Minecussis has been around since October 2013 and in almost 1 year we have built a nice community that we would like to have you join. We are amazed at what great projects the community has come up with on the old maps and are curious to see what new projects the community and you will start.

English Welcome on minecussis! We are a survival Server with a handfull of minigames. Minecussis started in october 2013. We have a nice community and a staff team that will help you with your problems.

The server runs on a VPS with 5 GB ram and 60 Slots.

178.20.170.89:25680

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Runes Activated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crops Grown:	8008
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

142.4.217.165:25759

SkilledCraftSurvival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

198.24.167.138

KingdomCraft Factions

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

108.166.179.60

Dark Vector

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Buildings Constructed:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Play.dutchmineplayers.nl

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6253
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

go.playminecraft.org

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

pvp.thearchon.net

Ethicraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	297	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Ethicraft

fun.ethicraft.net