Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Potions Brewed:	193	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Void Gems Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	411	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4570	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ores Mined:	5749	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	4385	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Farms Harvested:	365
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2092

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Void Armor Forged:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4085
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Towns Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

minekeo.com

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Chimeras Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Farms Harvested:	322

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

play.kiwismp.fun

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Divine Spears Created:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Animals Bred:	156	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

mc.ecuacraft.com

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9424	Buildings Constructed:	28

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

mc.traplegacypvp.com