Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4891
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

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Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7934	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4621
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	966
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crops Grown:	7906
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	197	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ores Mined:	3857
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Towns Built:	8

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	New Chunks Explored:	448655
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Star Shards Collected:	117
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594