Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ores Mined:	7547	Void Armor Forged:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Fortune Penitentiary

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

This server is a Non-OP Prison that is dedicated to bringing premium gameplay to all of its users! With friendly staff, and very custom gameplay, we do our best to ensure this is true!

Server Features: Black Markets in each rank Many different mine parties Custom plugins Intelligently resetting mines Many custom items Plot World

With custom high quality made plugins, and a hand crafted prison, we want you to enjoy your experience as much as possible. Join now, and have the experience of a lifetime (in prison)!

The server IP is play.fortunemc.net

play.fortunemc.net

Magmatropolis

Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

This server is a whitelisted server for people who enjoy using many mods and wont have a problem installing the mods.. with the mods installed there a few conflicted ids message me at [email protected] regarding any installation issues or id conflicts. I am also an avid user of google plus and hangouts so message me on that as well. Ill give you the mod versions if needed but they should all be the latest for 1.6.4. Feel Free To ask ANY questions regarding the server. Also applications required before i whitelist you on the server, i am VERY paranoid. Im not gonna give you a format just try and impress me 🙂 Mod list : Mo creatures, Biomes o Plenty, Blood Magic, CodechickenCore, CustomMobSpawner, Enchiridion, ExtrabiomesXL , ExtraTIC, Gravity Gun , Trail Mix, Hats Mod, KeithyUtils, Magical Crops, Mariculture, metallurgy, Powersuits , Nature, notenoughcodecs, Not Enough Items , Numina , OpenBlocks , OpenMods, Portal Gun, Tinkers construct, Thaumcraft, ThermalExpansion, Ichun Util, Waila

198.154.115.8

FR Team Ethernity

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Votes:	1636	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

PIXELMON ETH: WHAT IS IT? – A completely free server! – Legendary and shiny Pokemon in natural spawn. – A Teamspeak 3 server so that everyone can get to know each other: ts.team-ethernity.fr – An updated server of versions tested and approved by players. – An ever more motivated staff, attentive and available to members. – Magnificent and varied cities. – A complete map (cities, pokemon league, shop, pokecenter) – An atmosphere rarely equaled. – Excellent member/staff communication, rarely present on the servers. http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

pixelmon.team-ethernity.fr

Adv.Minecraft-Romania.Ro

Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mines Excavated:	4712

Survival / 1vs1

193.84.64.155

PlanetX64

Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8590	Endless Night Skies:	2

Extreme Slimefun Survival server. This is not your normal survival, this is not for wimps, don’t bother if you’re a baby. you want op? yeah that’s what all 5 year old want. if you can’t take it go to your mommy and cry.

SERVER UPDATED

itzd0ge.woahbox.com

Maxmine Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

The greatest russian server On our server you can enjoy different types of games. Despite that fact our server was organized 3 months ago we have already got 1600 online. Hope you enjoy playing on MaxMine 🙂

mc.maxmine.me

DifferentCraft – Towny / Faction Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7266	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Want A awesome Small Minecraft towny server with cool plugins such as Jobs, McMMO, Auctions, Diablo Drops, SkyDiving, Mob Arena And More? Well This is the server for you

Our Minecraft Towny Server has evolved around the famous plugin Towny. We are a unique minecraft Towny server with lots of things that you will enjoy doing! We run McMMO so you can level up what you do the best! We Also run a good economy where you can buy/sell items with each other ingame with markets at spawn.

If your New To Minecraft this is server you would want to start off on. We have a support system where you can summit tickets to our Friendly Mods asking For help with commands or other Things Such As Making a shop or making a town.

We also have a TeamSpeak Server where you can socialize with other fellow minecraft players.

TeamSpeak 3: ts.differentcraft.net

Mc.DifferentCraft.net

AzerCraft

PvP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Items Found:	7459	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Buildings Constructed:	36	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

PvP/Fac server in 1.7.2

sandbox01.mtxserv.fr:27260

Penzcraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Penzcraft is a mature 24/7 Vanilla SMP server. There are no crazy plugins that takes away that vanilla feel that we all love. However, we feel that some plugins are required in order for the players to have a fun experience on the server, such as grief protection and an economy.

Our map is split into two sections, north and south, where the south is the peaceful non-PVP area and north is the crazy PVP area.

Everyone can come on the server, but you won’t be able to leave spawn until you have been approved.

Admins: JRPenza620 & Clarsen12 Moderators: LiLouSWE & Eviia

play.penzcraft.net

RockyCraft

Hardcore

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	87	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

This is a HardCore Factions Server. You only get 1 kit and that’s it. You can Grief, Raid, ect….

198.20.111.158

Harryo Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

In high quality datacenter with daily backups No rules No map change or reset No lag Safe place to build your base

Harryo.dk

Sofurry

Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Completely fun, the Moderators are beyond Awesome!

minecraft.sofurry.com

JellyPvP

KitPvP, Parkour

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Towns Built:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

88.150.171.109

Zdug

Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

It’s a semi vanilla server

Mc.zdug.com

Funtheory

Creative, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Love Letters Sent:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Please see us here: http://funtheory.enjin.com/

Funtheorymc.com