Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8564
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1469	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2059	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	228

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Divine Spears Created:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Towns Built:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	178
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1597
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crops Grown:	8961
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Potions Brewed:	169	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8493
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7720

chaoshub.net

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Crops Grown:	7247
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

play.solargn.net

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

mc.royalcraft.ro