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Dirty Slut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

We have a player who calls herself a dirty slut but has only ever loved one guy – talk about a plot twist! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mines Excavated:	2479
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BugCraft Minecraft Server

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Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DinoCraterBoomCraft

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got asteroids smashing into the planet all the time like it’s no big deal. forget about building houses and farming, here you gotta dodge asteroids like a pro or you’ll be extinct like the dinosaurs. we got underwater craters in West Africa that’ll make you question your existence, it’s like a real-life sci-fi movie up in here. so if you wanna experience the thrill of almost getting wiped out by a giant space rock, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1245	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VaccineCraft: Mouse Survival Quest

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so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dimension Hops:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, bar, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Donations, Drugs and Prohibition, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, Free Admin, Free donation, Free Donations, fun plugins, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Honest Privileges, kind administration, Large Online, Naruto, No Donation Advertising, No Dupe, No Lags, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, privates, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Shulkers, spawn eggs, Spit, Survival, TOILET, tops, Transport, Unlocked Mechanisms, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwipeSMP: Now with 110% more vanilla than your grandma’s kitchen!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly Vanilla SMP
Community Focus	Building, Shops, Collaboration
Contact	Discord: ihben
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please add the server owner on Discord at ihben and request to be invited to the server community.

What are the server rules?

The server rules are posted in the server Discord channel and must be followed by all players to maintain a positive and welcoming community environment.

Can I build my own shops on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops and contribute to the server economy by trading with other players.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in immediate consequences, including potential banning from the server.

Are there any specific building projects on the server?

There may be community building projects that players can participate in, but players are also encouraged to work on their own individual builds and creations.

How active is the server community?

The server community is growing and becoming more active, with players collaborating on various projects and engaging in regular server events and activities.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Diablo 4 Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is about to undergo the BIGGEST EXPANSION in Minecraft history! And guess what? It’s gonna cost you a whopping $40 to join in on the fun! But trust us, it’ll be worth every penny.

Picture this: in just 4 days, our server will transform into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a world where diamonds grew on trees and creepers gave out hugs instead of explosions. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of something truly extraordinary. Who needs Diablo 4 when you can have flying pigs and diamond trees? See you on the other side, my friends!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Towns Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pretty Minecraft SMP Girl

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to have a blast while playing Minecraft!

Join us if you want to participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Or how about joining our exclusive “Horse Racing League” where players compete to see who has the fastest horse in all the land?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SpeedyScanCraft

anger, anxiety, cashier, cleaning supplies, compassion, customer service, disability, dollar tree, groceries, Hurry, husband, Hyperventilating, Karen, mental illness, Panic, panic attack, Rude, screaming, shopping, SpeedyScanCraft, unfazed

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the angry man in the Dollar Tree, our server is full of unexpected surprises and chaotic energy.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the virtual world, where anything can happen. From slow-moving cashiers to unexpected panic attacks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And don’t worry about being called a “Karen” for wanting to hurry things along – we embrace all types of players, even those with a touch of anxiety. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a wild ride!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. We have a reputation for giving the weirdest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed every chicken in the land and built a throne out of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of strange compliments and wacky stories await you in our pixelated paradise!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftingAddict

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Remember that time you thought eating cake for breakfast was a waste of time? Well, now you can’t live without it, right? Just like you’ll feel about joining our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block in their very first chest. Legend has it that they went on to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures! Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to live without it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Armor Forged:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BrainyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s so lit, even fly brains be like damn, that’s some next level shiz? well, u in luck cuz we got the most epic server in the universe! imagine flying around and seeing fly brains in stunning detail, like whoa, that’s some science stuff right there. join us and be part of the fly brain revolution, where we build epic structures and battle it out in intense pvp matches. trust me, once u see those fly brains, u’ll never wanna leave! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! fly brains for the win, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	247
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyHackerzUnited

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lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! join our server and help us seize domains from Russian hackers! we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. together, we will take down the evil hackers and claim victory for all minecraft kind. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for all our players. come join the fun and be a hero in the fight against cyber villains!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	4948
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Yogurt Block Party

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yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.