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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Farms Harvested:	191	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	240630	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CubivalCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8751	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2163	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	800	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3650	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	1734
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6439
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2454

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ForestBlock! The next EarthSMP to take the Minecraft Community by storm! Featuring tons of custom plugins & textures, ForestBlock’s quality will leave you astounded. We offer tons of cool never seen before features such as Custom Fishing, Custom Farming, a new take on the classic Auction House experience and so much more!Take part in community events including Fishing Events & Events hosted by Server Admins for rewarding prizes!We have modern custom Vehicles on ForestBlock! Fly into battle with your team, or maybe even sail a boat! The choice is yours, the possibilites are endless.ForestBlock awaits you…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Create your sanctuary amidst the chaos of SavageFactions. Claim your territory and build your dream base. Customize every detail, from architecture to decor. Retreat to safety, store your treasures, and strategize your next move. Home is where your power and ambitions take root.A 1.8.9 faction server with Eaglercraft/Java/Bedrock support!– 125+ Enchantments – Balanced PvP & PvE – Custom PVE Grind (End Grinding /tokenshop)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Towns Built:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9859
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.