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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Farms Harvested:	283	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Emeralds Found:	8450

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MINECASSIA is one of the BEST SMP networks out there open for Java, Bedrock & Cracked players. Released now. We mainly feature a Survival SMP where you can chill with your friends.PVP: We have many PVP maps to choose from, where you can battle your friends with the loot you get from the Survival SMP!Survival SMP: Survival is a semi-vanilla game mode with a few plugins with a try to provide a vanilla experience to the players. The whole survival server tutorial can be found by using the command /help.Our Uniqueness: We’re specially known for being one of the most unique networks, having custom features & things you cannot find in any other server for example our very special Quests in Survival, Custom self made GUIs only for MineCassia, RTP, Shop messages and much more which you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Zombie Dances:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Online since Oct 2010 100% Free, 247 prof. hosted server Stable mature community of all ages Protected 128×128 survival or creative lots Griefer & idiot free Working economy skyblock, aether, endless worlds No overpowered mods, no handouts, no cheating IRC, Teamspeak, 2D & 3D Maps, active blog many updates and dedicated buildersWhitelist on the website!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2849	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	212

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	New Chunks Explored:	626218
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Potions Brewed:	137
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mines Excavated:	2475	Endless Night Skies:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Mangrove MC!! We’re a small little server that takes pride in offering a welcoming, inclusive, capybara filled environment for the LGBTQ+ community. We have overhauled almost every single aspect of the game with only a texturepack & no mods, while still keeping good ol fashioned QOL features like /home, /rtp, /marry, /pwarp and more!!Starting with the most immersive, world generation. Every single biome in the Overworld, Nether, and End have been given an absolute facelift! Custom structures, Seasons, 4+ bosses, and 40+ new wild mobs like bison, bears, elephants have been added to make the world feel alive. Even after exploring for weeks you still won’t see all we have to offer.If you’d prefer to stay at home and decorate, we have options for you too!! We have 45+ building blocks that you can construct your house with, and then 57+ pieces of furniture like chairs, potted plants, tables & more that you can decorate with!!You may notice that I’ve used + quite a lot, that’s because we add content updates so frequently that it becomes tiring to change numbers on every single website. We try to publish minor content updates every weekend and major ones every month, ensuring a steady stream of new features and surprises!!If you’re into the more nerdy, science-y stuff we have options for you too!! Embrace your inner mad scientist with Slimefun, a gateway to Backpacks to Jetpacks! Slimefun lets every player decide on their own how much they want to dive into Magic or Tech. Alternatively, you can embark on a journey of mastery with MCMMO where you can level up your skills, gain exciting new abilities, and stand out as the ultimate warrior among other players!!Join our discord to talk to other players and vote on new features!! https://discord.gg/usM7JuNQph Have a question about any of this? DM me or comment and I’ll get back to u as soon as possible!! <33

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7575
Players Killed by Monsters:	7123	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!