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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9987

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	568394

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magic Items Found:	3418
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	168
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7143	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7743	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	9233	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.