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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4993 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.