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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7304 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5270 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
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But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
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