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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4173 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.