Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Potions Brewed:	163
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Potions Brewed:	165
Magic Items Found:	8656	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	95
Buildings Constructed:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ores Mined:	1259

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Farms Harvested:	101
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Potions Brewed:	162
New Chunks Explored:	784549	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	204

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	159
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9737
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3584	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	5858	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8410
Runes Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	980
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	127	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	4492	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Crops Grown:	9004	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	5

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	74	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz