Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5
Zombie Dances: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the players were constantly torn between choosing Brie or Daisy as their favorite actress. The drama was so intense that it led to epic battles and grand debates in the chat. But fear not, for our server is a safe haven for all fans of both actresses!

    And don’t even get me started on the characters Carol and Rey. The rivalry between these two in our server is legendary. Players have been known to build entire monuments dedicated to their favorite character, and the arguments over who is the worse character have been known to last for days.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that is filled with excitement, drama, and outrageous debates, look no further! Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new favorite actress or character along the way!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Chimeras Created: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • /VTai/ – Voxel Tuber AI Minecraft SMP

    /VTai/ – Voxel Tuber AI Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images and piercing gazes that will make your screen crackle with energy! Our server is like no other, with a Wiki that’s a work in progress and resources that will blow your mind. Need a break from the chaos? Check out our FAQ or dive into the world of VTuber XL Loras. But beware, the LoRAs are archived and ready to cause mayhem at any moment.

    Looking for a challenge? Our EF+HLL Guide will push your Minecraft skills to the limit, while our VTuber Model Mixes will have you creating masterpieces in no time. Need some inspiration? Our VTuber Prompt List is here to spark your creativity and take your builds to the next level.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to insane scripts, cloud hosted installs that now require payment (because why not?), and GPU performance data that will make your computer weep with joy. And if you’re still not convinced, just remember that our tags are on point, our NovelAI wiki is a treasure trove of knowledge, and our models will leave you speechless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community on the internet. Just remember to watch out for the LoRAs and be prepared for anything. See you on the server, player!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • First World Minecraft Server

    First World Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a wild llama rodeo. That’s right, llamas everywhere wearing cowboy hats and bucking like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to stay on for more than 10 seconds, you’ll win a golden carrot as a prize!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen thriller moves like these before.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where the chickens serve up gourmet meals made from only the finest diamond-encrusted wheat. It’s a taste sensation that will have you coming back for seconds, thirds, and maybe even fourths.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union

    Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Citadel in Mass Effect – a melting pot of different species and cultures coming together to mine, build, and cause chaos!

    Join us and witness the epic love story between an asari and a human player, whose marriage is recognized and celebrated by all the other players in our server. From building their dream house together to going on epic mining adventures, this power couple is the envy of all other players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive tyranny?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, and where love knows no bounds – even between different species!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server

    Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the LOLs and chaos you could ever dream of! Join us and witness the epic battle of which vtuber has the strongest speech impediment. And guess what? It’s none other than Hajime! But don’t worry, his speech impediment only makes him even more powerful in the game. Join now to witness the madness and maybe even learn a thing or two about overcoming obstacles in the most hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer

    Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer
    Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Emoji Minecraft Server

    Emoji Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel as expressionless as a zombie? Look no further, because our server will have you grinning from ear to ear like a creeper who just discovered a diamond mine! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and more memes than you can shake a pickaxe at. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s turn that frown upside down and join the fun!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 1855
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Animals Bred: 198

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CubeWorld Minecraft server

    CubeWorld Minecraft server

    – Our server is located in the Russian Federation

    – The most modern website with unique ideas

    – Lagi? Haven’t heard

    – Two types of modes | Easy and Swift anarchy

    – Anti-cheat with artificial intelligence

    – We made a combination of anarchy, clan wars, and griefing

    – No money to donate? Received for free, taking first places in the tops

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, paid-to-win Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is finally free from the clutches of the evil paid posts! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob can grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy, so make sure to impress him with your building skills and quick reflexes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into – just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

    Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

    Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

    Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

    Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Single Man Minecraft Server

    Single Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Potions Brewed: 145 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

    Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

    But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

    Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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