A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.
our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.
join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.
From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!
And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!
So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1188 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.
join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!
2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.
4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!
So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!
Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!
Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5768 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
