A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.
Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
